Release Day Blitz Oaths and Vengeance by Susan Illene #Romantasy #AuthorInterview


Do you write in different genres?

Everything I write is within the realm of fantasy, but it can vary between contemporary, post-apocalyptic with dragons, and my newest series that is set in a different world than Earth.

How did you come up with the title for your latest book?

Oaths & Vengeance is a familiar theme throughout the book, so it made sense as a title.

Do you title the book first or wait until after it’s complete?

It varies.

Is there a message in your novel that you want readers to grasp?

There are always two sides to war, and nothing is ever black and white.  I’ve been to war in real life.  It’s shaped the way I write about it in my books.

What book are you reading now?

The Silversmith by LJ Claren

Can you share a little of your current work with us?

I’m currently working on the next novel in the Realm of Zadrya series.  I know the title, but I’m waiting until the cover reveal to announce it.  All I’ll say about this one is that it picks up right where book one left off, but starting with Darrow’s POV.

Who designed the cover of your latest book?

Hannah Sternjakob.  She’s amazing!

Do you have a song or playlist (book soundtrack) that you think represents this book?

I’ll name a few songs from my book playlist that hit the right vibes for various scenes.  “Apologize” by OneRepublic, “Unstoppable” by Sia, “No Love” by Eminem, “Savin’ Me” by Nickelback, and “The Hanging Tree” sung by Jennifer Lawrence.

What would your readers be surprised to learn about you?

My husband and I got married in Damascus, Syria, eighteen years ago (before Arab Spring).  I guard my marriage license like it’s gold because I have no idea if we could replace it under the circumstances there.


Oaths and Vengeance
Realm of Zadrya 
Book One
Susan Illene

Genre: Romantasy
Date of Publication: August 22nd, 2025
ISBN: 979-8-9876902-3-9
ASIN: B0F6D6566B
Number of pages: 505
Word Count: 148,000
Cover Artist: Hannah Sternjakob

Book Description: 

Darrow has so many secrets that even those closest to him don't know them all, but she's about to become his favorite.  He is powerful, ruthless, and her sworn enemy. The wickedly good-looking elf is also cursed never to love.

Aella should stay far away from him, especially considering he could kill her from a distance with little effort. Except that someone close to her is dying, and he is the only person in the realm with the means to help. She has strong powers of her own to offer in exchange, but to her dismay, Darrow wants a secret marriage as part of the bargain.

Fae marriages are forever, so she'd always be his.

With other factors pushing her toward it, she agrees to a private wedding that the king himself officiates while hiding the ceremony from her disapproving family. Aella suspects there is far more to Darrow’s motives if Zadrya's monarch is involved. It isn't long before she discovers that dark forces are circling, and it’s her rare magic they want to use or eradicate by any means necessary. Her new husband has drawn her into a dangerous conflict started centuries ago that could either end in the salvation or destruction of their world. If she wants to survive, she’ll need to trust Darrow with her body, but never her heart.

Note- This novel is an enemies-to-lovers, slow-burn romantasy. It contains adult content, including violence, foul language, spicy scenes, torture, and ruthless plants and creatures. Read at your own discretion.

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Oaths & Vengeance (excerpt 2)

The room was bigger than I expected. To my right, about ten elves sat at a large oak table littered with bronze mugs. The booth had custom seats on three sides attached to the hunter-green walls, plus a few chairs at the fourth end. They drank and chatted, not even noticing me for the first minute I stood watching them after shutting the door. I took a few steps closer, debating what to do. This was going to be awkward with such a large audience.

“Darrow!” I said just loud enough to reach over all the other voices.

It quieted to a murmur, and nearly everyone turned to look at me.

A man with familiar brown and black hair that he’d tied at the nape of his neck had his face buried in a female elf’s ample chest. He lifted his head without turning, keeping his eyes on the woman.

“Who is asking?”

Here goes nothing, I thought, and lowered my hood to reveal my blonde hair. “Aella from Therress.”

The room went from quiet to deathly still.

He stiffened and turned to face me. It was all I could do to keep from gasping. He was unlike any other man I’d seen before, with startlingly good looks that should have been criminal. His slate-gray eyes stared at me as if he could penetrate my soul. He had firm, high cheekbones and a strong jaw that might as well have been carved from stone.

His skin was a light sand color, telling me he saw a decent amount of sun, but I couldn’t recognize the shade as common anywhere. At best guess, that was because he was half-light elf and half dark elf. He had a muscular build with broad shoulders. I was certain that even without his powers, he could knock down almost any opponent with a hard punch. The man was even larger than I’d estimated on the battlefield. I’d never seen a more beautifully lethal elf, which made me wish to the nameless ones he wasn’t my enemy. Recalling the memory of my father’s fire-scorched body, burned by Darrow’s sire, helped me put this deadly man into perspective.

“Aella?” he asked, lifting an arched brow. “The same half-elf who sent me flying off my horse last week?”

Oh, good. I left an impression on him. “Yes.”

Darrow lifted a hand, and the next thing I knew, my back slammed against the wall behind me. The air whooshed from my lungs. I had expected an adverse reaction from him, but not exactly this. It was all I could do to keep from trembling.

“Hmm, you’re prettier than I expected. It was difficult to tell from a distance.”

I narrowed my eyes. “What does that have to do with anything?”

“It’s the only reason I haven’t broken your slender neck already. What are you doing here?” Darrow asked, arching a dark brow.

I swallowed. He had me plastered against the wall so I couldn’t move, but he’d applied just the right amount of pressure so I could still breathe and speak. It wasn’t as bad as him gagging me with my hair the other day. That was at least something. Maybe he was going to do me the courtesy of asking questions first, as I’d hoped.

“I need to request a favor from you,” I said, keeping my gaze on his.

Laughter burst from everyone at the table.

Darrow’s eyes danced with merriment. “Did I rattle your brain a little too hard?”

Wonderful. The half-dark elf had a sense of humor.

“Would I come into your territory alone at night and announce myself to a room full of enemies—some of them powerful killers—if I didn’t have an extremely good reason?” I asked, surprising myself with my courage to speak to him in such a way. Why couldn’t I be that bold with anyone else?

He appeared to mull that over momentarily and then gestured at several elves across the table. “Go check outside and make sure she didn’t bring company. Considering her special talents, it’s possible. If there’s no one suspicious out there, stay on guard for now.”

Four elves rushed from the room, each glaring at me as they passed. I’d ruined their fun night. Darrow ordered the others to leave, except one female sitting at the table's far end. Based on her matching hair, skin, and eyes, I assumed the woman was his twin sister, Faina. She was rumored to be a formidable warrior and close to her brother, but that was all I knew about her.

“I didn’t come here to fight you,” I said, annoyed by my awkward position. “Or become a wall ornament.”

Darrow rose from the table and sauntered toward me with lethal grace. I was tall at 5’10”, but he had to be half a foot taller. He stopped just before me. It was all I could do to keep my breath steady as his close presence threatened to overwhelm my senses. I had to remind myself of all my family members that his side had killed—their faces swimming before my mind’s eyes. We were enemies, and that would never change.

He brushed a stray hair from my face, almost like a lover would do, but I knew he was playing with me. “Imagine the notoriety I could claim if I made you a permanent fixture on this wall. Your head would look lovely here.”


 

About the Author:

Susan Illene served in the U.S. Army for eleven years, working first as a human resources specialist and later as an Arabic linguist. She served primarily in Airborne units and did two deployments to Iraq.  After leaving the army, she studied history at the University of Oklahoma. She currently lives with her husband and two sons.










Join Me at A Festival of Oddities



Join me at A Festival of Oddities!

I'll have all of my books and art and I'm debuting a line of stickers and prints created by my daughter Ariadne of Hallowed Hues Graphic Designs & Creations.  

She's created Monsters of Michigan- a series of cryptids and creatures from Michigan myth, legend, and lore. 

The first seven designs will be available as stickers and prints at A Festival of Oddities. 


A Festival of Oddities
August 30 & 31 2025
Saturday 11am-6pm
Sunday 11am-4pm

Courthouse Square Museum
100 W. Lawrence Ave., Charlotte, MI

In the 1940s and 50s, there were so many Bigfoot sightings in the Charlotte area, a section of town became known as "Gorilla Swamp." Are there really sasquatch in Charlotte? And more importantly, if we throw them a party, will they come to it?

Come celebrate a very cryptidy YEAR SEVEN of The FOO with us! Presented by Scream Queen Productions and The Courthouse Square Association, admission to the grounds is free, and admission to the museum is just $5/person. Visit the Macabre Marketplace with over 100 peddlers of the peculiar, grab lunch on Food Truck Row, adopt a new familiar in our Creature Cavern, visit the Living Library to meet your favorite true crime and horror authors, climb inside a giant spaceship, tour the haunted Courthouse Square Museum and peruse exclusive exhibits, and so much more! 

Dargo - Eco-Hero! The Classic Tale by Karina McRoberts



Something You Probably Don’t Know About Halloween




Esperance Stonehenge — is a life-sized,  (have a look at the photo for scale — there are a few people in the foreground) accurate replica of the real Stonehenge, as it would have looked when it was newly constructed almost 5000 years ago!

It’s in a very isolated location, built overlooking a small farming town in southern Western Australia, where, as with many small towns, some locals tend to be rather  close-minded.  Many do not want Stonehenge anywhere near their town.  Be that as it may, people from everywhere make the considerable journey down, really down, under to visit this modern architectural marvel, created by Kim and Dianne in 2011.  Callers come to visit, to worship the old gods, to heal, to view the heavens, to marry; some visitors have bizarre requests.  The owners draw the line at sacrifices.

As you may imagine, Esperance Stonehenge is a favourite Halloween party site.  The acoustics are perfect — I sometimes play Celtic flute music here to celebrate Halloween and other ancient festivals. 

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Happy reading to everyone.  Pleased to answer any questions.



Dargo - Eco-Hero!  The Classic Tale
Karina McRoberts

Genre: Urban Fantasy
Publisher: Rocanadon Press
Date of Publication:  September 9, 2024
ASIN: B0DGKBYR3P
Number of pages:  121 
Word Count:  14,000

Tagline: Enchanting Urban Fantasy

Book Description:

AN ENCHANTING NOVELLA TO LIFT YOUR SPIRIT!

In this unique and enticing modern fairytale, a lonely young man suffers a massive defeat . When he believes all is lost, he meets with fiery fortune teller, Flame. Her plea for help sends Dargo on a crucial mission; but can he re-invent himself as a hero?

Light-hearted, but poignant, Dargo is a humorous fairy tale for adults. You can also share it with your children who care about Earth. And if they don't, Dargo will help them do so!

This hilarious and heartwarming tale has been likened to the Wizard of Oz, and will appeal to the magic in all of us.

Dargo - Eco Hero! is a Literary Titan Gold Book Award winner and has been shortlisted for a Chanticleer Fantasy OZMA.

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Book Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZKc6lv3I8s

Reviewed by Natalie Soine for Readers’ Favorite:

 

Dargo, Eco Hero! by Karina McRoberts is by far one of the best and most unique books I have ever read, with a vitally important message.  

 

Reviewed by Thomas Anderson for Literary Titan:

 

Dargo, Eco Hero! by Karina McRoberts gives me the best kind of Wizard of Oz vibes. The author has nailed the same type of warmth as L. Frank Baum but puts her own unique spin on main character Dargo and his band of merry cohorts. I was especially impressed with the mixture of personification and metaphors found throughout the writing. The imagery she creates leaves readers breathless at times. Her writing is timely and gives voice to the environment in a way no other writer I have seen has been able to do.

 

Excerpt:

 

She threw Dargo more scowls and turned to go, when she was met by the office alpha male; he of the hot and handsome variety.

"There you are, Lucinda,” the man said; his baritone deeper than the Grand Canyon.  "C'mon, let's get back to work on this layout."

Her frown did a rapid 180. "Give me a minute, Jake.  I'll be right back."

Jake leaned languidly on Dargo's cubicle wall, staring after Lucinda as she made her way to the ladies' room. 

"Hi, Jake," Dargo greeted brightly.

Startled, Jake turned around.  His face cinched as he took in the Mad poster, now complete with tear.

"You need some new décor, pal."

"Guess so," Dargo replied weakly, not catching the ridicule in Jake’s tone; Dargo was most unhappy about the damage to his cherished Alfred E Neuman poster.

"What's your name again?"

"Dargo."

"Oh yeah.  How could I forget?  Hey, why weren't you with the guys last night at paintball?"

"Well, I had something to do.  But thanks for inviting me."

"I don't think we'll bother anymore.  You never come.  Just as well.  You'd probably get wiped out pronto."

"Really?"

God, this guy is a dweeb, Jake mused.  Aloud, he replied, "It's supposed to be a challenge, you know?  Real man's stuff."  Jake inhaled deeply, his fine physique expanding.

"OK, I'm back," Lucinda said cheerily.  She had very obviously 'freshened' her makeup.  "I'm ready."

Jake whispered something in Lucinda's ear.  Her face reddened to match her lipstick, then she sauntered back to her cubicle; Mister 'tall, dark, and extremely handsome' in tow.

 

About the Author:

Karina is an American-Australian author, illustrator, musician, scientist and theatre producer. She considers herself to be a true Renaissance woman and strives to help other women achieve the same. She states, "After all, ladies, we didn't get a chance last time!!!!"

She has written several novels in a variety of genres, her fiction is character rich and emotionally engaging, and her stories have won several awards.

Previously working as a conservation scientist, Karina was struck down by a mosquito-borne virus. No longer able to work, she turned her attention to writing fiction; aiming to inspire, encourage, enlighten and entertain—especially those readers active in social justice, humanitarian work, and protection of the Earth.  A fervent believer in the value of human creativity, Karina writes without input from artificial intelligence, and works so that her readers can “Escape to the Heights of Their Hearts and the Depths of Their Souls.”

Karina also writes self-instruction books and gives workshops in illustration, music,  and creative writing.  She lives with her husband William and dog Tahshi, near the heritage town of York, Western Australia (said to be one of Australia’s most haunted) where they’re busy re-wilding degraded farmland.






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Gods Galore Series by Rupert Stanbury #GreekGods #Fantasy #Comedy




1) What inspired you to become an author?

I’ve always been fascinated by the Olympian Gods since being a schoolboy when I read the great classical works by Homer and Virgil about the Gods’ role in the Trojan Wars.
Anyway, a few years ago I was rearranging my bookshelf and saw a very old copy of Homer’s The Odyssey. I pulled it out and decided to read it again, which of course took me back into the whole world of Olympus and its Gods. This exercise got me wondering about what these gods were now up to in the 21st Century. In particular, I felt someone should write a comedy about how they were coping, or not coping, in the modern world. Since I’ve always been a great fan of Terry Pratchett, I thought about writing a Terry Pratchett type book about these gods. 
I then forgot all about it until sometime later the Covid pandemic struck. Being in lockdown, I needed a project and, remembering the gods, I decided to have a go at writing about them. The result was my first book - Gods Galore.

2) How did you come up with the title for your latest book?

It was fairly easy. Pimlico People is about two of the Greek Gods coming to live in Central London for a time to get a better understanding of how we humans lead our lives. They live in Pimlico, a well-known area of London, so the name Pimlico People effectively chose itself. 

3) Do you title the book first or wait until after it’s complete?

I’ve written and published three books so far and, in all instances, I’ve decided on the title very early on. I view writing a book as having 4 main components – title, cover, plot and finally, the words. I’m currently working on my fourth book and have already got the first three sorted, so you could say I’m three-quarters of the way there. There’s just the last small item of 100,000 words to write!!!

4) Is the book, characters, or any scenes based on a true life experience, someone you know, or events in your own life?

My latest book, Pimlico People, is set in an area of London where I’ve lived most of my adult life, so many of the places I refer to, I know intimately – even the pelicans in the nearby St James’s Park!

Because it’s set in London, the book has lots of typical London characters such as taxi-drivers (cabbies) who often use phrases in ‘Cockney rhyming slang’ – a type of ‘language’ particular to the East End of London.  For example, ‘trouble and strife’ means ‘wife’, ‘Barnaby Rudge’ is ‘judge’, and ‘Oliver Twist’ is ‘pissed’. Pimlico People happens to have a cabby who has the crazy name of Octavian Stegosauras, so you can imagine, he’s a bit of a character! 

5) Is there a genre that you’d like to write that you haven’t tackled yet?

Yes. I currently write fantasy / comedy books about the Greek Gods in the 21st Century. However, I would like to write a ‘serious’ book about a number of the Greek Myths such as Perseus and the Minotaur, Jason and the Golden Fleece, the Twelve Labours of Hercules etc.
I’m actually very active on TikTok and give 3-5 minute talks on these subjects on a regular basis. I’ve decided I’m going to turn all these videos into a book, which I’m hoping to publish by the end of 2025, even if this somewhat delays Book 4 of the Gods Galore series.

6) Of all the characters you’ve ever written, who is your favorite and why?

I’ve got two favourite characters who’ve appeared in all three of my books. These are Hebe, the Goddess of Youth, who is a bit of a ‘pocket rocket’, and Cerberus, the Underworld’s 3-headed Guard Dog. Let me say a little about Cerberus:

In Classical Literature, Cerberus was a ferocious animal. However, in my first book, Gods Galore, he met a young teenager called Vesta who over time managed to mellow him. She   taught Cerberus all about friendship and he now has a long list of pals, including the poets, Homer and Virgil and Hades’s wife, Persephone.

I should say that when I first started writing about the Greek Gods in modern times, I never intended to create Cerberus as a significant character. However, he seemed to take over my pen as he became involved in more and more absurd situations.

Cerberus is actually a firm favourite of many of my readers, so perhaps the final say should come from one of my book reviewers on Amazon and Goodreads:

“No matter how many Gods I came across within the story, my favourite character has to be Cerberus with his "Woof, woof" and "I'm the Head of Internal Security" in Hades. His clumsy, way over the top fashion had tears of laughter running down my face so many times throughout the book.”     
 
7) Who designed the cover of your latest book?

The covers for both The Four Horsemen and Pimlico People were designed by a professional illustrator in the UK called Tim Stringer. Tim is autistic and is the son of a long-standing friend of mine and former work colleague, who takes an active interest in what we’re doing together. I suspect this is to ensure that I behave myself because we spent 10 years in the same firm, so he knows what I’m like!

8) If this book is part of a series…what is the next book? Any details you can share?

The three books I’ve published so far are often referred to as a series, but they are all written on a stand-alone basis. The same will apply to the fourth book which I’m currently working on. This is going to be my most challenging work so far. It’s mainly based in the Underworld - I’m planning to fuse a plot involving 1) the pre-Olympian gods (known as the Titans), 2) King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table; as well as 3) Satan and his followers, as depicted in Milton’s Paradise Lost. I’m about a quarter / third of the way through it, so I suspect it won’t be finished until Spring 2026. 

9) When you’re not writing what do you do? Do you have any hobbies or guilty pleasures?

I go to the gym 3/4 times a week; I read a lot; living in London means I’m able to be an avid theatre goer; and I travel 3/4 times a year – last two trips were to Athens (Greece) and Bologna (Italy) respectively. I also spend time socialising with friends – most of whom are not great readers, but I’ve managed to persuade a number of them to delve into my humble scripts. 

10) What books are in your to-read pile?

I read all sorts of genres. Here’s my current ‘to read’ pile, a number of which I’ll tackle when I go on holiday to the South of France later in August:

Paradise Lost – John Milton – currently reading for 3rd time.
The Night Fire – Michael Connelly
Dragonsdawn – Anne McCaffrey
Le Morte D’Arthur – Sir Thomas Mallory
The Girl of His Dreams – Donna Leon
Romala – George Eliot
The Patience of the Spider – Andrea Camilleri
GODS GALORE
Gods Galore Series
Book One
Rupert Stanbury

Genre: Fantasy / Comedy
Publisher: Troubador / Matador
Date of Publication: 28 October 2021
ISBN:878-1800465305
ASIN: B09KM9JV2S
Number of pages: 344
Cover Artist: Dave Hill

Book Description:

The Olympian Gods have made it to the 21st century AD. We may not have heard much about them in the last two thousand years, but they’re still controlling what we humans are up to – or at least they think they are.

The reality is that the Gods are like us – they’ve got problems!

Zeus is still Top God on Mount Olympus, but he’s got issues with many of the younger gods. His brothers, Hades and Poseidon, have issues with themselves – they’re getting too set in their ways ruling the Underworld and the Seas; they probably need a job change.

But help is at hand from an unexpected source – we humans.

It’s surprising what a dose of good common sense can do for even the most powerful of the gods, especially when it comes from a couple of teenagers!




THE FOUR HORSEMEN
Gods Galore Series
Book Two
Rupert Stanbury

Genre: Fantasy / Comedy
Date of Publication: 17 April 2023
ISBN: 979-8366008495
ASIN: B0C2Q4G268
Number of pages: 337
Cover Artist: Tim Stringer

Book Description:

The Four Horsemen is the second book in the Gods Galore series about the Olympian Gods in the 21st Century AD.

The gods are still trying to control what we humans are up to. Unfortunately, they’re not being particularly successful. The world is experiencing both plague and famine which Zeus and the Gods’ Council never approved. What’s going on?

Athene’s determined to find out, but before she can get going the God of War initiates an attack on Poseidon’s realm. It’s now all out conflict and the gods are taking sides – one side, in particular.

Wherever there’s a fight, Hebe’s involved. She soon signs up to an army regiment which is full of soldiers even smaller than she is. But war these days involves brains and not just brawn and there’s plenty of both ready to be deployed in this fight!



PIMLICO PEOPLE
Gods Galore Series
Book Three
Rupert Stanbury

Genre:Fantasy / Comedy
Date of Publication: 28 October 2024
ISBN: 979-8338117200
ASIN: B0DL5XTHMH
Number of pages: 339
Cover Artist: Tim Stringer

Book Description:

Pimlico People is the third book in the Gods Galore series about the Olympian Gods in the 21st Century AD.

The Goddesses Artemis and Hebe are staying in Central London to obtain a better understanding of the lives of ‘normal’ people.

To their surprise, they soon encounter a plot to blow up a foreign embassy. Add to that a sophisticated operation involving the theft of valuable paintings from a major art gallery, and the two goddesses begin to question what a ‘normal’ life is all about.

Meanwhile, in the Underworld Cerberus encounters another dog who, amazingly, only has one head! How will they get on?


EXTRACT FROM PIMLICO PEOPLE – THE PARK 

The location for this extract from Pimlico People is St James’s Park in Central London.

The reference to Blefuscu and Lilliput are to two islands in Gulliver’s Travels where people are only about six inches tall. The people of these islands are often in conflict with each other.

Both Iris and Hebe are Greek goddesses. Cerberus is a three-headed dog living in the Underworld. The Argyll and Sutherland Highlanders is a Lilliput army regiment; Rach is also from Lilliput. Finally, Slasher and others are swans living in the park.

 

As this small armada was making progress, exciting things were beginning to unfold on West Island where four Blefuscu commandos still remained, together with a couple of swans. None of them knew precisely what their role was, other than to be ‘back-up’, so they just rested on the ground expecting to have a quiet time until their comrades returned. They were therefore surprised to hear a paddling noise from the lake and even more surprised when a large black dog with three heads emerged. All these heads had the same face which bore a remarkable resemblance to the Goddess Iris.

The dog raced along the ground towards the commandos. It snarled and growled as it moved at speed, its three mouths spitting out saliva and showing a large number of very sharp teeth. The commandos tried to get up and run, but the dog was on them before they could get away. They were by now all terrified and started to scream.

“Give us a Mars bar or I’ll bite yer bums!” they heard, but it made no difference because the dog decided not to bite their bums; instead, it proceeded to kick them all into the water.

“Help!” screamed one of the commandos. “I cannot make ze swim! Help!”

The two swans were nearby in the lake and, considering themselves pretty tough, didn’t run away, but instead tried to help the commandos. However, the three-headed dog launched itself from the bank and landed on top of one of the swans. It gave the white bird a number of painful bites and used its powerful front paws to thump the swan in all sorts of sensitive places. Eventually, its victim was so battered and bruised the black dog left it floating on the lake.

The other swan by now had decided he wasn’t quite tough enough to take on a manic three-headed dog and had started swimming away. Unfortunately, it was now the next target for the Iris-Cerberus look-alike who, despite being a four-footed canine, could out-swim any of the St James’s Park swans. The dog soon caught up with the fleeing swan, jumped on its back and meted out the same treatment as it had given to its companion. Having left the second swan equally battered and bruised, the dog swam back to the Blefuscu commandos, who were still flailing around in the water. Three sets of jaws each took hold of a commando at the same time and then proceeded to toss them back onto the island. They were soon joined by their final companion as they lay moaning and groaning on the ground. At this stage the three-headed dog turned round and began to swim towards Duck Island.

The next minute a miniature boat arrived at West Island, having travelled along the length of the lake near the north bank. It had a silent motor, specially designed by Rach’s Special Projects team. A number of Argyll and Southern Highlanders disembarked, went over to the four Blefuscu commandos, tied their hands behind their backs while at the same time taping their mouths. They were put into the boat which set off on its return journey, again along the north side of the lake.

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Meanwhile back on the lake, the adjutant and his three commandos were rapidly approaching the south-west corner of Duck Island. The commandos had already taken out a number of hand grenades while the adjutant was readying a bomb to create a Big Boom when Slasher became aware of something in the water approaching him at speed. Suddenly he jerked and let out a honk as he realised he was looking at a giant swan, which was at least five times bigger than him with a neck ten feet high. Interestingly, this swan had the Goddess Hebe’s face, although Slasher would not have been aware of that. He didn’t have time to let out another honk because the giant swan’s head swiped his own, knocking him on his side. He managed to right himself only to find that his adversary didn’t just have webbed feet, but also forearms with bright red boxing gloves which started bashing his head and thumping his body. After a short while the boxing gloves went under his belly and then threw him backwards into the air. When Slasher landed back in the water and his head resurfaced, he found he was due another good beating and bashing until he was left in an even worse condition than his two comrades who’d been attacked by the three-headed dog near West Island.

Slasher’s four Blefuscu commandos had fallen into the water shortly after the altercation with the giant swan had begun. Fortunately, they could all swim, but they did a lot of shouting for help. All their bombs and grenades had also fallen into the lake, so they were now useless, but this didn’t seem to matter. Getting to dry land was their key objective now. Creating a Big Boom at the Lilliput Embassy was no longer high on the agenda.

The other four swans and their commandos behind Slasher were soon aware that matters weren’t going to plan. They tried to move away from the giant swan and turned back towards West Island. However, they didn’t get very far because the giant swan hadn’t taken long to deal with Slasher and began chasing after them. It soon caught up with the two in the rear and gave them both the same treatment it had given Slasher. The other two, who were in the lead for a brief while, thought they’d got away, until one of them was hit very hard by a three-headed dog swimming directly at it with the force of a torpedo. As the swan tried to right itself while it’s four commandos were flailing around in the water, the three-headed dog jumped high into the air. It landed on the back of the final swan, again knocking its commandos into the water before starting to rough up the bird.

While the giant swan and the three-headed dog were having fun beating up Slasher, Spike, Spanka, Scorcher and Smog, the pelicans had stopped chanting “Oggy, Oggy, Oggy” from the lakeside. They got into the water and started looking for the commandos who were splashing around. When they found them, they gently picked the small men up in their beaks and carried them to Duck Island. They were joined by more miniature boats manned by members of the Argyll and Sutherland Highlanders as well as the Lilliput Embassy’s security staff. Rach was also hovering overhead on her scooter, shining a powerful torchlight on the lake and calling out whenever she found one of the flailing commandos.

 

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About the Author:

Rupert Stanbury is a Cambridge University graduate. He was born in Manchester in the North of England but has lived most of his adult life in Central London.

He has always been an avid reader and in recent years decided to take up writing himself. His books have one overriding objective which is TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH!

His first book, Gods Galore, was published in November 2021 and this was followed by The Four Horsemen, in April 2023. His latest novel, Pimlico People, was published in October 2024. All three books are a mixture of fantasy and comedy about the Olympian Gods in the 21st Century.